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A BLONDE'S YEAR END REVIEW!
- January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
- February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bo
- March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
- April - Trapped on escalator for hours .....power went out!!!
- May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
- June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
- July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
- August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
- September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
- October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
- November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days -- instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
- December - Couldn't call 911 ..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on stupid phone!!
What A Year!!
- January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
- February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bo
ttles won't fit in printer !!! - March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
- April - Trapped on escalator for hours .....power went out!!!
- May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
- June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
- July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
- August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
- September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
- October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
- November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days -- instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
- December - Couldn't call 911 ..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on stupid phone!!
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